Yontura's Page of Uselessness
(Nonsense and Sensless Nons)
Light travels at the speed of light.
Sound is not a sound unless heard.
Sound is no faster than Mach 1
All gases are not lighter than air.
The background of this page is every color except black.
The last time I tried to commit suicide was two hours ago.
A natural rainbow is only half of what you can see.
Mountain lions don't live at the beach.
If a multiple personallity says he is going to kill themself, is it a hostage situation?
All flys should be killed.
What do you add to instant water?
I am not schzitzophrenic...you just think we are.
I like to drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.
You say the glass is half full? I say we kill the sucker who drank the first half.
Why are all near mid-air collisions called a near miss? Aren't they actually near hits?
Why it it that no one has seen a gruntled employee? Obviously they must all be disgruntled.
A taste of Yontura's folk music
from his homeworld......Deryndu.